(SATIRE) For those without the time (or intestinal fortitude) to read or watch the whole thing.
The President was shocked that paying guests at the Mar-a-Lago resort were allowed to photograph a top-level diplomatic meeting...at no extra charge.
(SATIRE) Customs and Border Patrol develops a new way to screen potential immigrants based on intentions. READ MORE...
(SATIRE) "So unfair! What's the use of being the First Family if you can't make a profit from it?" READ MORE...
(SATIRE) A case of mistaken gender identity prevents Sean Spicer from doing his business in North Carolina. READ MORE...
(SATIRE) The Department of Homeland Security proposes an innovative vetting process. READ MORE...
